{"product_id":"art-to-wear-novelty-socks-happily-retired","title":"Art To Wear Novelty Socks-Happily Retired","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePunching out was the easy part. Now your only job is not caring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eThese light blue beauties with a sharp navy cuff, white heel, and classic stripes deliver the kind of energy only a truly retired person can pull off. \u003cem\u003e“Happily Retired”\u003c\/em\u003e wraps around the calf like a badge of freedom, while \u003cem\u003e“Not My Problem Anymore”\u003c\/em\u003e runs across the foot to remind everyone exactly where you stand: far, far away from meetings, deadlines, and — best of all — office drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eCrafted from a soft and breathable cotton\/poly blend, these mid-calf crew socks are unisex and fit most (Men 6–11, Women 6.5–12). They’re perfect for lounging, traveling, or casually watching your former coworkers panic from a safe, sunny distance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eSo go ahead. Put your feet up, pour another coffee (or mimosa), and let these socks handle the explaining. You’ve earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Abby's Finds","offers":[{"title":"Happily Retired \/ One Size","offer_id":52642931376421,"sku":"69093","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0844\/4359\/files\/9890719C-8D8D-4F95-9176-4C263CEB641B.jpg?v=1782357182","url":"https:\/\/absolutelyabigails.com\/products\/art-to-wear-novelty-socks-happily-retired","provider":"Absolutely Abigail's ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}